The 10 Commandments From a Pet's Point of View

~Take a moment today to thank God for your pets. Enjoy and take good care of them.
Life would be a much duller, less joyful experience without God’s critters.
~Now please pass this on to other pet owners. We do not have to wait for Heaven to be surrounded by hope, love, and joyfulness. It is here on earth and has four legs!

The 10 Commandments From a Pet's Point of View

Take a moment today to thank God for your pets. Enjoy and take good care of them.

Life would be a much duller, less joyful experience without God’s critters.

Now please pass this on to other pet owners. We do not have to wait for Heaven to be surrounded by hope, love, and joyfulness. It is here on earth and has four legs!

  • My life is likely to last 10-15 years, any separation from you will be painful for me. Remember that before you buy me.
• Give me time to understand what you want from me, don't be impatient, short-tempered, or irritable.
• Place your trust in me and I will always trust you back. Respect is earned not given as an inalienable right.

Message from a dog to God

‘Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened’

TO: GOD
FROM: THE DOG

Dear God: Is it on purpose our names are the same, only reversed?
Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another?
Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same old story?

Heaven

A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying the scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead. He remembered dying, and that the dog walking beside him had been dead for years. He wondered where the road was leading them.

If I Didn’t Have a Dog… or a Cat…

● I could walk around the yard barefoot in safety.

● My house could be carpeted instead of tiled and laminated.

● All surfaces, clothing, furniture, and cars would be free of hair.

● When the doorbell rings, it wouldn’t sound like a kennel.

● I could sit on the couch and my bed the way I wanted, with out taking into consideration how much space several fur bodies would need to get comfortable.

● When the doorbell rings, I could get to the door without wading through fuzzy bodies who beat me there.

● I would have money, and no guilt to go on a real vacation.

● I would not have as many leaves INSIDE my house as outside.

● I would not be on a first-name basis with 6 veterinarians, as I put their yet unborn grand-kids through college.

● The most used words in my vocabulary would not be: out, sit, down, come, no, stay, and leave it ALONE.

● My house would not be cordoned off into zones with baby gates or barriers.

● I would not talk ‘baby talk’. ‘Eat your din din’. ‘Yummy yummy for the tummy’.

● My house would not look like a day care center, toys everywhere.

● My pockets would not contain things like poop bags, treats and an extra leash.

● I would no longer have to spell the words B-A-L-L,, W-A-L-K,, T-R-E-A-T, O-U-T,, G-O,, R-I-D-E,, C-O-O-K-I-E

● I would not look strangely at people who think having ONE dog/cat ties them down too much.

● I would not be as happy!

March 26, 2010 in Cats & Dogs  

TO ALL NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT OUR PETS

(1) They live here. You don't.
(2) If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture.  That's why they call it 'fur'-niture.
(3) I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
(4) To you, they are animals. To me, they are adopted sons/daughters who are short, hairy, walk on all fours and    don't speak clearly.

Remember, dogs and cats are better than kids because they
(1) eat less,
(2) don't ask for money all the time,
(3) are easier to train,
(4) normally come when called,
(5) never ask to drive the car,
(6) don't hang out with drug-using people,
(7) don't smoke or drink,
(8) don't want to wear your clothes,
(9) don't have to buy the latest fashions,
(10) don't need a gazillion dollars for college and
(11) if they get pregnant, you can sell their children ...

Dear Dogs and Cats

The following was written by Linda Narges, and it really hits home with our pets. Does any of this sound familiar in your house?
"A memo to the pets....

Animals in love 2

I love you with all my heart …

In a wild wild forest, when people are not able to see them, animals do things which we thought is privilege of human only…but…

Lynx in love

Instead of wedding ring they bring a neck bell with cordial kiss…a very tender animal kiss

When he is crying she will let him understsand that he is more important for her then that delicious mouse…

Let me hug you
If needed they always save a life of baby regardless of its speices
Monkey_dog

Someone loves just a definite parts yet who knows what is a most beautiful…someone loves definite parts

They never dispute who is to bring coffee in a bed…addition to each other

They teach kids to be polite with people…it’s a pity human’s kids don’t know about that…Mother and a kitty

It happens that somebody loves to drive much and even dreaming about it
Driver

But anyway they always stay a best friends with a neighbours…Great friends

And are always ready to give us own heart just to say that meaning of life is only in love...my heart for you

Animals in love 1

Do you know that animals have sometimes even stronger feelings to each other? There is no money, no misunderstandings between them…
Having a wild looking they could be so tender, like this:

they could care about other like no human…

and enjoyable kisses only by noses…

nose to nose, tail to tail, paws to paws…

giving cuddles and hugs absolutely for free…

to defend without asking something back…

create strongest family till the end of lives…

and grow up a child being a best friend for him…

Could we learn and adopt even a smallest part ot their sincerity to bring into our intellectual relationships tender, love and care? If you do have an answer, leave it here, in comments…
author:Ksena [Curious animals]

Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog's parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk..
6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"
10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
And last, but certainly not least:
14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.